Phonk's Masturbatorium
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Players
0/10
0% Map
Phonk's Masturbatorium
Uptime
7.5%
Uptime since 2026-11-04
Rank
#28,111
of 33537 · Top 84%
Last Online
18 hours ago
Last Polled: 18 hours ago
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Uptime History
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Reviews
At a glance
- Location
- United StatesNorth America
- Rank
- #28,111of 33,537 · top 84%
- Uptime
- 7.5%last 7 days · 7.5% over 30
- Slots
- 10
- Map
- Phonk's Masturbatorium
- Tracked since
- Nov 4, 2026
Common questions
- How do I connect to Phonk's Masturbatorium?
- Add 75.58.39.198:2456 in the Valheim server browser, or connect to that address directly from the game. You can also use the Connect button on this page.
- Where is Phonk's Masturbatorium hosted?
- Phonk's Masturbatorium is hosted in United States, so it is listed with the other Valheim servers in North America.
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